Madonna — despite so many assertions to the contrary — isn’t going anywhere. The world’s premiere pop diva has survived musical shifts, oversexed career detours, failed marriages and even tunes produced by Timbaland. We still dance to her music, criticize her decisions and measure every new pop starlet against her.

The Vogue and Virgin diva is also one of the only artists who warrants an event like Madonnarama. The annual party at South Beach nightclub features DJ Ed Bailey spinning nonstop Madonna music and showing rare video footage. Old hits, obscure remixes, new stuff — it’s all on the playlist.

Here, a look at five wannabes angling to fill Madonna’s cone bra. Are any of them worthy? You be the judge:

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